chin-tweeze at mickey d's

if mcdonalds is going to give me a double chin, then i should at least make sure both chins are hair free, right?

wasn't christmas over like, three weeks ago?

is that a santa hat with a giant spring covered in red felt and dangling evergreen trees?
why yes, it is!

haven't you SECRETLY always wanted a beauty make-over?

well, haven't you?

i know i always have. and this is THE place to get one.